"Time stood still for about a minute." (person in documentary describing UFO encounter)
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"Just as expected, the rainfall totals were less than expected." (local weatherman)
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| So far, everytime I've used inductive
reasoning it's
worked fine! |
| I think voluntarism should be manditory. (Thanks Tom!) |
Earth is
the most dangerous
planet in the world. (MAXimum eXposure)
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That
thing was spinning at
100 RPMs per second. (church speaker)
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There is
a state-wide burn
ban in parts of Oklahoma. (CNN weather girl)
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Never
criticize a man until
you've walked a mile in his shoes, because then you're a mile away from
him and you have his shoes.
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It
depends on what you mean
by 'ambiguous.'
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I didn't
know that
ignorance was not an excuse.
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Maybe I
shouldn't second
guess myself after all.
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I have
given up the
observance of Lent.
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Can
you think of a question with the word 'cantaloupe' in it for no
apparent reason?
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If you give in to one slippery
slope
fallacy, pretty soon you'll be giving into them all.
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I'm the only one here who is
not unique.
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Life
is either an excluded middle or it
isn't.
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The
word 'practically' had practically come
to mean virtually the same thing as the word 'virtually.'
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Ask
me about my vow of silence. (with thanks to Doug Beaumont!)
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If
you like your job, are you a gruntled
employee?
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Everybody
overgeneralizes.
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Sometimes
it's intermittent
and sometimes
it's not. (with thanks to Sonny Fleming!)
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What if
there were no
hypotheticals?
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In this
business, you
either sink or swim
or you don't.
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Surveys
show that nine out
of ten people say that if you get ten people together one person is
always going to disagree with the other nine. (Colin Mochrie)
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| A
rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the
streets of
Scarborough and, after falling into a slough, he coughed and
hiccoughed. |
| Can
you be a closet claustrophobic? |
Just
because you're
paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
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Just
because you're a
hypochondriac doesn't mean you're not seriously ill.
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This is
a once in a
lifetime opportunity that only comes every so often. (Randy
Moss)
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